Fun Commands

 

!pop = It’s SODA, not POP! Soda is a drink, Pop is a noise. Thanks.
!mawk = Mark created the Vaughn Bot, [vn] Vaughn and Vaughn Live
!kill <input> = What is with all of this violence toward <input>, <your name>?! D:
!hi5 <input> = <your name> high fives <input>
!throw <input> = <your name> throws <input> (<your name> has thrown stuff # times)
!scruffy = MissScruffy is here too (party)
!ship <input> = <your name> ships <input> (<your name> has shipped # items)
!shovel <input> = <your name> knocks <input>’s head off with a shovel, Postal 2 style! (<your name> has knocked # heads off)
!slap <input> = <your name> slaps <input> (<your name> has slapped # times)
!aww = No one cares what you type, your just mad at the world cuz you have a small weenie!
!doodoo = This doo-doo brought to you by the East Coast Vegas show! You have been doo-doo’d on # times.
!sammich <input> = Hey <input>! Get back in the kitchen and make (you) a sammich! (# sammiches made)
!saffire <your name> has sent you to the naughty step and suggests you take this time to reflect! You have used it # times!
!bank = Tells you how many vcoins are in your bank.
!bank <input> = Tells how many coins “<input>” has.
!buy <input> = Purchases a user as a pet (Example: !buy mark).
!pets= Provides a list of the pets you own.
!pets <input> = Provides a list of the pets someone else owns.
!worth = How much you are worth as a pet.
!worth<input> = How much the <input> is worth as a pet>
!owner = Shows who owns you.
!owner <input> = Shows who owns <input>.
!Panther = Feed Me More, Feed Me More, Feed Me More, Feed Me More, Feed Me More!!!!
!Poppin = Lets Get It Poppin In This Bitch OK ! ! ! ! ! ! !
!Semi = Keep On Truckin ! ! ! ! ! ! !
!Wtf = Whiskey Tango Foxtrot !?!?!?!
!777 = $777 Cha-Ching! WINNER WINNER!!! Chicken Dinner !!!!!!!
!Tegan = Is Your Kitty Kaos? Le Meow Le Purr !!!!!!!
!WhoDat = Who Dat Say They Gonna Beat Dem Saints ! Who Dat? Who Dat !!!!!!!
!Sunshine = You Make Me Smile Like the Fall Out of Bed Ooohhh .. You Make Me Smile!!!!!!!
!Zoink = It’s Kick Azz Rock n Roll, If It’s To LOUD Your To Old !!!!!!!
!Drunky = Drunkagain Jumps Off Of Coffee Table!!!!!!!
!Tchill = Just Chill Out ! ! ! ! ! ! !
!Cowboy = I Wanna Be A Cowboy Baby !!!!!!!
!Donna = Get Off Me Porch Ya Lil Lurkers… Sign In & Chat Eh ! ! ! ! ! ! !
!Fmrock = You Go Girl ! ! ! ! ! ! !
!Lunatic = You’ve been Mooned by the Candy Van Driver that Shaves with Fire !!!!!!!
!Mater = Let it Roll Baby Roll ! ! ! ! ! ! !
!Fly = Come Check Out Da Gun Show Baby, Bzzzzzzz !!!! POW!
!Chi = Everything Taste Better Covered In Chocolate!!!!!!! ^_^
!Wabbit = Kiss My Cotton Tail ! ! ! ! ! ! !
!Photon = Engage The Warp Drive & Ready The Torpedos, We Need To Get Our Freak On!!!!!!!
!Yulia = JuštCãLL Më YuLiã Tralala Trilili dingdingdong mwahahahaha ! ! ! ! ! ! !
!Bibigirl = Succulant Tender Balls of Love Smoothe as Eggs n Shyt OK n Shyt ! ! ! ! ! ! !
!Pumagirl = Bless His Little Heart !!!!!!!!!!
!Pwilk = Looks like an error, breh. Try again later !!!!!!!
!Sergeo = ITS AUTOCRANK BABY ! ! ! ! ! !
!macca = (dance) HERE HERE HERE WE FOOKIN GOOO!!! (dance)
!wizzle = Yo, I gotta take a wizzle! Unf! (<your name> has had to wizzle # times!)
!pooclue <input> = <your name> shoves a pool cue up <input>’s ass, hardcore! (<your name> has shoved # pool cues up peoples asses!)
!beammeup <input> = <input> beams to the bridge. <your name> passes bong to <input>..sets lighter to max Capt Picard says MAKE IT SO! <input> takes a hit. <your name> has buzzed up # people!
!drugs = In sadder news, a local man that holds the guinness world record for most drugs ever taken by a human being was killed by a pack of dogs… he thought he saw.
!kick <input> = <your name> kicks <input> (<your name> has kicked # people/things!)
!euro = EURO DANCE! *fist pump*
!waterballoon <input> = <your name> throws a big ass water balloon at <input>! (<your name> has thrown # big ass water balloons!)
!catgun <input> = <your name> shoots cats at <input>, Postal 2 style! (<your name> has shot the catgun # times)
!flashbang <input> = <your name> throws a flash bang grenade under <input>’s chair and infiltrates (<your name> has thrown # flash bang grenades!)
!fart <input> = <your name> farts on <input> (<your name> has farted # times)
!poop <input> = <input> -> You just stepped in some 4BeatGamers poop, filled with Gaming,DJ mixes,Music,Movies,corn and more. Don’t forget to fav 4bg! # times.
!drunky <input> = (beer) (yawn) Drunkagain Jumps Off Of <input>’s Coffee Table!!!!!!! (coffee) <your name> has jumped off of # coffee tables.
!firebat = <your name> throws a huge hissy fit and stomps out of the channel. “This is the last you’ll see of me!” So far <your name> has thrown a total of # tantrums. Poor <your name>, please don’t go.
!realfool = fo sheeeeeeeeeeezzyyyyy <- wtf? !pban realfool >
!bite <input> = <your name> bites the crap out of <input> (<your name> has had # bites!)
!pillow <input> = <your name> slams <input> in the face with a big ass pillow! (<your name> has slammed # big ass pillows into peoples faces!)
!wrench <input> = <your name> slams an oldschool pipe wrench into <input> (<your name> has thrown # pipe wrenches!)
!inabox <input> = <your name> puts <input> in a box. (<your name> has put # items in a box)
!taze <input> = <your name> tazes <input> and laughs as they convulse on the ground (<your name> has tazed # people/things!)
!achmed = SILENCE!!! I KEEEELL YOU!
!flamethrower <input> = sprays <input> with a flame thrower and yells out« I LIKE IT CRISPY!» (<your name> has liked it crispy # times!)
!flashbang <input> = throws a flash bang grenade under <input>‘s chair and infiltrates (<your name> has thrown # flash bang grenades!)
!flee <unput> = flees from <input> (<your name> has fleed # times!)
!frenchkiss <input> = has just french kissed <input>! Rawr! (<your name> has french kissed # times!)
!fs = fuckin skanks
!greenday = I can’t remember the last time Greenday didn’t suck. Seriously, I can’t. Greenday sucks.
!grenade <input> = throws a grenade and watches it blow the crap out of <input> (<your name> has blown up # people/things!)
!grenadelauncher <input> = blasts <input> with a grenade launcher, 007 style! (<your name> has 007’d that crap # times!)
!gta <input> = You run over <input> and yell out,« GTA B*TCH, 10pts.!!! ( <your name> mauled someone # x’s)
!hug <input> = hugs <input> (<your name> has hugged # people/things!)
!itsmycrap = What? www.ITSMYCRAP.com
!jail = thrown in jail
!jambi = Mekka-lekka hi mekka hiney ho! Mekka-lekka hi mekka chahney ho! Mola-mekka chala mekka hola hayla hey! (has jambi’d # times!)
!Joe = I am just that good!
!joel = Joel is that guy that is always flying stealth. You can never keep track of him. He keeps under the radar, out of sight. He’s one elusive mutha fawka.
!joelmoye = Babydoll! ( (<your name> has thrown # pies)
!pills = « Pills from a doctor? Don’t be silly! Get them from us! Top soviet russian supplier! Da! »
!ping = What?! What do you want?! >(
!wills = allo and welcome.
!wills1 = Welcome and enjoy the music.
!wills2 = Welcome, this channel is multilingual! You have used it # times!
!winner = WINWINWINWINWIN!!1
!wizzle = Yo, I gotta take a wizzle! Unf! (<your name> has had to wizzle # times!)
!word = Write letterz n shit, yo!
!wrench <input> = slams an oldschool pipe wrench into <input> (<your name> has thrown # pipe wrenches!)
!slaps <input> = You slap <input> with Mumblez’ giant wad of cash! ( <your name> has cashslapped someone # x’s!)
!911 = « *dials 911* yeah, hey it’s Quagmire ¦ yeah ¦ no it’s in the window this time ¦ yeah ¦ thanks *hangs up* » – Quagmire from Family Guy
!arpa = Joe Gronlund was here!!
!asdf = ASDF PUSS PUSS!!!
!assslap <input> = ass slaps <input> (<your name> has slapped # asses!)
!bacon = « I don’t wanna feed Grandma bacon while she’s in the bathtub » – Peter from Family Guy
!BAM = Welcome To BAM Enjoy Your Stay And Remember To Fave Us!!!
!banana = « We’re going to show that lady how to please a man! » – Roger from American Dad
!bitchslap <input> = bitch slaps the crap out of <input>! BAH-BAM! (<your name> has bitch slapped # people)
!bite <input> = bites the crap out of <input> (<your name> has had # bites!)
!brad = brad2007, coming to you from Australia
!bobs <input> = open bobs for <input>!!!! (<your name> has wants see some bobs # times!!!!!)
!brick <input> = throws a brick at <input> and yells out « YEAH, WHAT NOW€¦ BITCH?! UNF! >(» (<your name> has bricked # people)
!burp <input> = let’s out a burp next to <input> (<your name> has burped # times!)
!butt = Looking gooooood B)
!Caliguy = « I’m Caliguy, gotta love me. » (<your name> has loved me # times)
!catgun <input> = shoots cats at <input>, Postal 2 style! (<your name> has shot the catgun # times)
!chase <input> = chases <input> (<your name> has chased # people)
!clam = CLAM LIKE A BOMB clam!
!cluck = Have You Seen Headlesschickens chicken head?! You have used it # times!
!crowbar <input> = beats <input> down with a crowbar, HL2 style! (<your name> has given # beat downs)
!cucumber = I will not be a part of your twisted fantasies!
!curtisal = and Vaughn say Curtisal is teh aweomez! HAI FIVE!
!dara = The sweetest girl in the world – Joe! You have used it # times!
!darah = OHMYGOSH! :O dara has used it # times!
!detroit25pimp = Kiss 2 Da Haters!! Hi Lorrie
!dg = My nails are wet and I have to pee help!
!dios = CAFEOLE no se encuentra disponible en este momento!Por favor,intentalo de nuevo mas tarde!! Has molestado ha cafeole # times!
!doggi = the cafeole doggi is Apu!he is the new STAR! He kiss u # times!
!dogpile <input> = dog piles on top of <input> ! (<your name> has dogpiled # times!)
!driftermama = Drifter Mama will drift all over y0 face!
!dsh <input> = dsh dsh dsh’s <input> (<your name> has dsh dsh dsh’d # times!)
!eatme = Has eatten Laggie # times!
!egg <input> = throws a buttload of eggs at <input> (<your name> has egged # times)
!eggo = Teh aliens have landed in Jawks kitchen!!1 (<your name> saw # aliens have landed in Jawks kitchen)
!fagina = « The name is Sandy. Sandy Fagina. » – Random Quote
!failface <input> = says <input> is Failface! >( YAS!! (<your name> has spotted # Failfaces >()
!fart <input> = farts on <input> (<your name> has farted # times)
!feather <input> = throws feathers on <input>
!feelup <input> = feels up <input> (<your name> has gotten a feel # times! Naughty! Naughty!)
!poke <input> = …poke O_O poke O_O This has been a public poking of <input>. Thanks. (<your name> has poked # people/things)
!poolcue <input> = shoves a pool cue up <input>‘s ass, hardcore! (<your name> has shoved # pool cues up peoples asses!)
!protein <input> = POWER BARRRRRRRZ!!!! – <your name> has been in the f**king zone # times!
!punch <input> = punches <input>
!pwn <input> = pwnz <input> (<your name> has pwnt # people/things!)
!rawk = Rawk rocks your face!!!! (# faces have been rawked)
!saranwrap <input> = saran wraps <input> (<your name> has saran wrapped # people/things!)
!sbarro = asdf SBARRO!!!!
!scum = Scum of the earth! Come on! *foot stomp* unf! unf! unf!
!sean = SHARK LAUGH! HAW HAW HAW! – justin.tv/seantv
!sexytime <input> = makes teh sexytime with <input>! HAI FIVE! (<your name> has had teh sexytime # times!)
!shovel <input> = knocks <input>‘s head off with a shovel, Postal 2 style! (<your name> has knocked # heads off)
!shoveltar <input> = beats the shit out of <input> and soaks them in tar (<your name> has done this shit # times)
!sissyslap <input> = sissy slaps <input> (<your name> has sissy slapped # times)
!smoke <input> = SMOKE EM IF U GOT EM! Its all fun and games until someone loses an eye You have used it # times!
!sno = I’m just chilled out!
!soccc = Just sayin’
!socks = « Heh… socks » EagleEye
!stack = « I’ll write the check before the baby comes, who the Fuck cares! » – Jack at Stack in Vegas
!stop = Stop! Hammer Time ;P *parachute pants action* (<your name> has Hammer Time’d that s**t # times)
!struttles = I…I fixed them struttles on the… the steering, mhmm
!superburp <input> = puffs chest out, leans back and hurls out a loud stinky ass burp next to <input> (<your name> has had # loud stinky ass burps!)
!superfart <input> = farts and blows <input> through the wall (<your name> has had # superfarts)
!superhug <input> = runs and knocks <input> to the ground hugging them (<your name> has give # superhugs!)
!superkiss <input> = tackles <input> and gives them one hell of a kiss (<your name> has given # super kisses!)
!superwedgie <input> = hangs <input> on the door by their underwear >( (<your name> has given # super wedgies!)
!sweetrolls = Mistah Sweet Rolllllllllllls
!tackle <input> = tackles <input> (<your name> has tackled # times!)
!tar <input> = dumps steaming hot tar on <input>
!throw <input> = throws <input> (<your name> has thrown stuff # times)
!timewalk = I am just that good!!
!turd = Alex Trebek: Mr. Reynolds has apparently changed his name to Turd Ferguson. Burt Reynolds: Yeah, that’s right. Turd Ferguson. It’s a funny name.
!tyson = Tyson, the pimp ass gorilla
!vagina = « Heh Heh, Alriiiight » – Quagmire from Family Guy
!wampage = wampage_onwoooou!
!wastedpp = « I jsyr u » – Via TXT to Mark Vaughn from BobTV in Vegas
!waterballoon <input> = throws a big ass water balloon at <input>! (<your name> has thrown # big ass water balloons!)
!wedgie <input> = wedgies <input> (<your name> has wedgied a total of # times!)
!Welcome = Welcome To The VIP Channel! Enjoy Your Stay And Remember To Favourite Us
!whatdoing <input> = Hey, what doing <input>?! (<your name> has wondered whatdoing # times!)
!ashlynd = Nobody knows this, but I do all of the work around here, Mark just gets credit for it
!irishspring = Welcome to the Irishspring show where you NEVER know what you gonna HEAR or what you gonna SEE. Enjoy the Music or get the HELL out! This message is payed for and approved by Marcus2000.
!vnet = VaughnNet activated
!tblack = Tori Black can help ~ (<your name> has been  helped by Tori Black # times) - http://toriblackcanhelp.com
!mak = Are you outta your Mak?!
!mark = Are you outta your Mark?!